2014 Moody Blues FC Annual Awards
The new season is almost upon us and just before kick-off let’s take a moment to reflect on the jubilant highs and depressive lows that was the Moody Blues 2014 campaign. As always there were a few of our blue brothers that excelled (or possibly disgraced themselves) throughout the entirety of the season. Standout awards include:
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Most Racist Award
Many years have passed since such as clear cut winner has emerged for this award (i.e not just a person Millsy owes cash to). It is rare that a person combines such old world imperialistic values with World War 2 era blunt force trauma. However Johnny B has proven what a double threat he is by taking out the 2014 Moodies MVP trophy and the 2014 “Most Racist” trophy by single handily taking the war back to our Asian brethren throughout the 2014 season. He may not voice his opinions in crowds but if there was violence to be had - whether it was a downward elbow to the head, Ultimate Warrior style flying shoulder to the face or giving shit to Nelson about being too short to touch the crossbar - Johnny was there pushing the final solution.
Many years have passed since such as clear cut winner has emerged for this award (i.e not just a person Millsy owes cash to). It is rare that a person combines such old world imperialistic values with World War 2 era blunt force trauma. However Johnny B has proven what a double threat he is by taking out the 2014 Moodies MVP trophy and the 2014 “Most Racist” trophy by single handily taking the war back to our Asian brethren throughout the 2014 season. He may not voice his opinions in crowds but if there was violence to be had - whether it was a downward elbow to the head, Ultimate Warrior style flying shoulder to the face or giving shit to Nelson about being too short to touch the crossbar - Johnny was there pushing the final solution.
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Sooky La La Award
It’s not too often that a hissy fit comes 360 degrees twice but Mr Paddy Kennedy showed that every team may have its Andre moments. With a tantrum that involved walking off the pitch, walking out of the stand, hitting the showers, having a beer and a sit down, then a reconsidering, getting re-kitted, sitting back on the bench, getting all hot tempered once more and muttering everyone can get fucked once again, Paddy showed he is The Man when it comes to getting the shits. Mind you with some of the mustard gas this man can produce it shouldn’t come as a surprise.
It’s not too often that a hissy fit comes 360 degrees twice but Mr Paddy Kennedy showed that every team may have its Andre moments. With a tantrum that involved walking off the pitch, walking out of the stand, hitting the showers, having a beer and a sit down, then a reconsidering, getting re-kitted, sitting back on the bench, getting all hot tempered once more and muttering everyone can get fucked once again, Paddy showed he is The Man when it comes to getting the shits. Mind you with some of the mustard gas this man can produce it shouldn’t come as a surprise.
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You’re the Best….No Really You’re the Worst – Injuries
If ever there was a season that proved the Moodies were the proverbial broken down Valiant it was 2014. Whether it was;
1). Players with the physical hardiness of a dropped Lego toy (Cunsami – back, ankle, knee, hamstring, ribs, hair etc),
2). Players in need of replacement parts (Sean’s knee, Timmy’s knee, Norman’s knee, Dave Hughes having to regrow a new ankle, Dave Stuart’s T1000 hip, Bordo's armpit etc),
3). Players getting unexpected injuries (Spiro getting kicked in the head, Nelson getting a cut to the hand that no one to this day can work out how it happened),
4). Players hurting each other (Brucie biting Toddy, Spiro kneeing Goodie’s kidney to the other side of Mackay),
5). Or the more amusing Moodies players dishing it out to other teams (Locke’s nine punch combo, Andy emotionally violating Hamster, Millsy head butting Red’s players etc).
Any way you look at it lets have a better and healthier 2015. How’s that for the kiss of death?
If ever there was a season that proved the Moodies were the proverbial broken down Valiant it was 2014. Whether it was;
1). Players with the physical hardiness of a dropped Lego toy (Cunsami – back, ankle, knee, hamstring, ribs, hair etc),
2). Players in need of replacement parts (Sean’s knee, Timmy’s knee, Norman’s knee, Dave Hughes having to regrow a new ankle, Dave Stuart’s T1000 hip, Bordo's armpit etc),
3). Players getting unexpected injuries (Spiro getting kicked in the head, Nelson getting a cut to the hand that no one to this day can work out how it happened),
4). Players hurting each other (Brucie biting Toddy, Spiro kneeing Goodie’s kidney to the other side of Mackay),
5). Or the more amusing Moodies players dishing it out to other teams (Locke’s nine punch combo, Andy emotionally violating Hamster, Millsy head butting Red’s players etc).
Any way you look at it lets have a better and healthier 2015. How’s that for the kiss of death?
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Most Consistent / Golden Boot Award
Not really fuckking sure to be honest. So it goes to:
Al Hughes.
The man maybe 97 years old but the patriarch of the Hughes family tree showed age is just a number by blasting 5 goals into the net in his last three games of the 2014 season all the while coldly shaking the dust of Graham (where are you?), Jason Masters and Paddy from his spritely shoulders.
New season starts on 25th of Feb 2015.
Not really fuckking sure to be honest. So it goes to:
Al Hughes.
The man maybe 97 years old but the patriarch of the Hughes family tree showed age is just a number by blasting 5 goals into the net in his last three games of the 2014 season all the while coldly shaking the dust of Graham (where are you?), Jason Masters and Paddy from his spritely shoulders.
New season starts on 25th of Feb 2015.