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25/02/15 -Match Day One
First game of the year and well well well...... we don't do things in halves do we? Actually that's not true half the fucking team didn't turn up so I guess we do but otherwise we were mustard. Ok that's probably not true either. We were the usual sweaty, squabbling bunch of scratching feral cats we always have been but I digress. Kicking off the 2015 campaign with a 5 - 2 win was very satisfying firstly because it was against Saints, secondly it was against Saints and thirdly we played against a squad who were already warming up before a single football boot was put on by a Moodies player. I think there's a lesson in that for everyone.
Match Highlights
We were all aware that Millsy looked on in envy coming away from the Moodies end of year trophy presentation empty handed but the Moodies cultural advisor has identified a clear intention to up the ante for 2015. The man also known as Uncle Mills first decided to place one angry claw on Paddy's "Sooky La La" trophy by losing his cool, threatening to kill Jurgen for diving after performing an Alfie Langer style tackle/grapple/trip on the Dutchman with ankles made of chalk. True to the Moodies playbook it then took all of 5 seconds before escalating into out and out racism with Mills demonstrating the physical and verbal aggression that would make a Cronulla surfie blush. Johnny B you may need to drop your "Most Racist" award on Millsy door step on the way to the next game.
The new big man up front Carlo came on and demonstrated he can put a foot through the ball and scored two goals. It's effect was notable especially when you could see the three Saints players holding on to their balls and religious icons while standing in the wall prior to a Carlo free kick.
New off season signing Graeme completed his trial period, ran his arse off and scored a well earned goal. When will you be famous? Pretty soon mate. Pretty soon.
Paddy made his Moodies comeback and played sweeper. He actually fouled more people in the penalty area than Millsy, but actually got away with it. Paddy looked like he'd stepped into a bizarro world when Toddy stopped him and asked if he could hear more positivity and encouragement from the defense.
Finally Al Hughes would have also made a comeback like Paddy if not for his son forgetting his shoes and money and needing to borrow both to play. Word has it that Al may have also helped him on and off the potty after the game also.
All said and done a game won only 423 to go.
First game of the year and well well well...... we don't do things in halves do we? Actually that's not true half the fucking team didn't turn up so I guess we do but otherwise we were mustard. Ok that's probably not true either. We were the usual sweaty, squabbling bunch of scratching feral cats we always have been but I digress. Kicking off the 2015 campaign with a 5 - 2 win was very satisfying firstly because it was against Saints, secondly it was against Saints and thirdly we played against a squad who were already warming up before a single football boot was put on by a Moodies player. I think there's a lesson in that for everyone.
Match Highlights
We were all aware that Millsy looked on in envy coming away from the Moodies end of year trophy presentation empty handed but the Moodies cultural advisor has identified a clear intention to up the ante for 2015. The man also known as Uncle Mills first decided to place one angry claw on Paddy's "Sooky La La" trophy by losing his cool, threatening to kill Jurgen for diving after performing an Alfie Langer style tackle/grapple/trip on the Dutchman with ankles made of chalk. True to the Moodies playbook it then took all of 5 seconds before escalating into out and out racism with Mills demonstrating the physical and verbal aggression that would make a Cronulla surfie blush. Johnny B you may need to drop your "Most Racist" award on Millsy door step on the way to the next game.
The new big man up front Carlo came on and demonstrated he can put a foot through the ball and scored two goals. It's effect was notable especially when you could see the three Saints players holding on to their balls and religious icons while standing in the wall prior to a Carlo free kick.
New off season signing Graeme completed his trial period, ran his arse off and scored a well earned goal. When will you be famous? Pretty soon mate. Pretty soon.
Paddy made his Moodies comeback and played sweeper. He actually fouled more people in the penalty area than Millsy, but actually got away with it. Paddy looked like he'd stepped into a bizarro world when Toddy stopped him and asked if he could hear more positivity and encouragement from the defense.
Finally Al Hughes would have also made a comeback like Paddy if not for his son forgetting his shoes and money and needing to borrow both to play. Word has it that Al may have also helped him on and off the potty after the game also.
All said and done a game won only 423 to go.