PROMINENT PLAYERS
This list may initially have more current players than former players but we will update this as we do our research
Al Hughes - a skilfull midfielder who has a penchant for chipping the keeper
Norman Guy - a deadly fullback with a deadly longball and a haircut to match
Cappo - a trusty defender who loves giving entertaining backpasses to the keeper
Bruce Goodwin - Golden Gloves and sprint champion of the team
Chris Smethurst - crafty defender but we could never understand his accent
Jeff Millhouse - pacey midfielder with a piece of devon on his head
Marty Fowler - a tricky left back who has trick ankles
Mick Hughes - a robust defender who may well put his dick in your beer
Beetle - played his heart out after 6 VBs
Scott Dodgey - loves nothing more than banging one home then getting up the ref
Millsy - a forward cum striker who likes nothing more than sorting out the pretty players
Walesy - has played eight games over 10 years, all of them at carnivals
Spiro - goalie who has played 7 games over 9 years and scored 11 goals
Cunsame - The Indian from Mauritius with a Pommy accent likes to step up up to take penalties
Danny "the Bulldog" Neill - could trample players twice his size even though his knees are made of chalk
Todd Dodgey - a spirited player who passes at will
Jason Masters - a rocket for a right foot who can turn in a 20 metre radius
This list may initially have more current players than former players but we will update this as we do our research
Al Hughes - a skilfull midfielder who has a penchant for chipping the keeper
Norman Guy - a deadly fullback with a deadly longball and a haircut to match
Cappo - a trusty defender who loves giving entertaining backpasses to the keeper
Bruce Goodwin - Golden Gloves and sprint champion of the team
Chris Smethurst - crafty defender but we could never understand his accent
Jeff Millhouse - pacey midfielder with a piece of devon on his head
Marty Fowler - a tricky left back who has trick ankles
Mick Hughes - a robust defender who may well put his dick in your beer
Beetle - played his heart out after 6 VBs
Scott Dodgey - loves nothing more than banging one home then getting up the ref
Millsy - a forward cum striker who likes nothing more than sorting out the pretty players
Walesy - has played eight games over 10 years, all of them at carnivals
Spiro - goalie who has played 7 games over 9 years and scored 11 goals
Cunsame - The Indian from Mauritius with a Pommy accent likes to step up up to take penalties
Danny "the Bulldog" Neill - could trample players twice his size even though his knees are made of chalk
Todd Dodgey - a spirited player who passes at will
Jason Masters - a rocket for a right foot who can turn in a 20 metre radius