What’s all the fuss about? (2.0) - An open letter from Millsey...
It has recently come to my attention that there continues to be grave misgivings and concerns about me and my contributions to the Moody Blues cause despite having retired my presidency, withdrawn from the public spotlight and resumed my quite life in Redlynch Valley pissing Vernora off and occasionally throwing up in my bed.
Of course I brushed most of this pettiness aside as ‘Tall Poppy Syndrome’ and possibly a good douse of Schadenfreude (look it up – Dave Stuart did for me). This continuing revisionist account of my contributions past and present of course is not helped by Bordo starting every fucking sentence with, “Under the Millsey regime…’. But I digress..
Recently several mutterings were brought to my attention about my hard working nature and thoroughness to complete the task at hand. Yes - I put my hand up when all others looked away when Bordo asked who was going to wash the strip. Yes - it was I who took the strip home stinking of failure and lost chances after our game against the Bavarians. Yes - it was I (or possibly Vernora) who washed the strip clean. Yes - it was I who ensured the strip was dried in the face of an Armageddon event cyclone. And yes it was then I who admittedly forgot to bring the strip to the following game.
Well…..fuck.
I made a mistake. But I think I more than made up for this blunder by acquiring an emergency strip on the night (Editors note: Millsey wasn’t it a fucking girls strip?). Yes the replacement strip may have belonged to the Stattie Girls and may have been a bit snug on a few of the boys but it led to me coming up with a great new idea.
A third strip!!!!
That’s right. As soon as I thought of it I rang Nelson and got a move on with my new idea (fuck you Bordo and Treasurer Pat). The order has been placed, the sweat shop is humming and the new Moodies slim fit strip will
be here as soon as Nelson’s in-laws paddle their way over here. Please feel free to provide me with feedback (like I give a flying fuck) on the new strip.
Love Millsey. xo (Please see photo's of the new strip and the solo of Nelson)
It has recently come to my attention that there continues to be grave misgivings and concerns about me and my contributions to the Moody Blues cause despite having retired my presidency, withdrawn from the public spotlight and resumed my quite life in Redlynch Valley pissing Vernora off and occasionally throwing up in my bed.
Of course I brushed most of this pettiness aside as ‘Tall Poppy Syndrome’ and possibly a good douse of Schadenfreude (look it up – Dave Stuart did for me). This continuing revisionist account of my contributions past and present of course is not helped by Bordo starting every fucking sentence with, “Under the Millsey regime…’. But I digress..
Recently several mutterings were brought to my attention about my hard working nature and thoroughness to complete the task at hand. Yes - I put my hand up when all others looked away when Bordo asked who was going to wash the strip. Yes - it was I who took the strip home stinking of failure and lost chances after our game against the Bavarians. Yes - it was I (or possibly Vernora) who washed the strip clean. Yes - it was I who ensured the strip was dried in the face of an Armageddon event cyclone. And yes it was then I who admittedly forgot to bring the strip to the following game.
Well…..fuck.
I made a mistake. But I think I more than made up for this blunder by acquiring an emergency strip on the night (Editors note: Millsey wasn’t it a fucking girls strip?). Yes the replacement strip may have belonged to the Stattie Girls and may have been a bit snug on a few of the boys but it led to me coming up with a great new idea.
A third strip!!!!
That’s right. As soon as I thought of it I rang Nelson and got a move on with my new idea (fuck you Bordo and Treasurer Pat). The order has been placed, the sweat shop is humming and the new Moodies slim fit strip will
be here as soon as Nelson’s in-laws paddle their way over here. Please feel free to provide me with feedback (like I give a flying fuck) on the new strip.
Love Millsey. xo (Please see photo's of the new strip and the solo of Nelson)
Nelson's special design.