"Yes Cunt, it's your fuckin fault!" Award
Some of you more observant readers may realize the YCIYFF Award is a new category. Generally designed to identify and support (Editor note: also see 'name and shame') those Moodies who may not have covered themselves in glory in the past year. It may also be fair to say the award is meant to be a swift kick to the vaj with a hissing "Oi fucko, lift! you prick'. And yes there is some truth to the rumor this award was nearly named the 'Rantucci Perpetual' from its inception. Anyhow this award's maiden year could only have been won by one person. A person whose performance was so shitfull it will be remembered only as "That Back Pass". That's correct. This years winner can only be Mr Fred Fabris. The man whose deft single kick back to our keeper
1. Lost our own October Carnival Grand Final
2. Lost us $650 in additional prize (booze money) to be exact
3. Caused a loss to fucking Mareeba.
It was like gonorrhea assumed human form and put on a blue shirt. Whats even more impressive is he managed all of this carnage in an estimated 100 mins of playing time across the entire carnival.
Some of you more observant readers may realize the YCIYFF Award is a new category. Generally designed to identify and support (Editor note: also see 'name and shame') those Moodies who may not have covered themselves in glory in the past year. It may also be fair to say the award is meant to be a swift kick to the vaj with a hissing "Oi fucko, lift! you prick'. And yes there is some truth to the rumor this award was nearly named the 'Rantucci Perpetual' from its inception. Anyhow this award's maiden year could only have been won by one person. A person whose performance was so shitfull it will be remembered only as "That Back Pass". That's correct. This years winner can only be Mr Fred Fabris. The man whose deft single kick back to our keeper
1. Lost our own October Carnival Grand Final
2. Lost us $650 in additional prize (booze money) to be exact
3. Caused a loss to fucking Mareeba.
It was like gonorrhea assumed human form and put on a blue shirt. Whats even more impressive is he managed all of this carnage in an estimated 100 mins of playing time across the entire carnival.
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Now, now Freddy is a good bloke and to be fair he has lived with the reality that anyone wearing a Moodies shirt may shank him in the street without warning for some time now. So I wanted to give him a heads up he was winning this award and a chance to respond. Here's his response;
Dear Moodies - go fuck yourselves, except you Rantucci. Dimbulah forever. Sincerely, F.Fabris.
"Yes Cunt, It's Your Fuckin Fault! Award winner: Freddy Fabris.
Dear Moodies - go fuck yourselves, except you Rantucci. Dimbulah forever. Sincerely, F.Fabris.
"Yes Cunt, It's Your Fuckin Fault! Award winner: Freddy Fabris.
Over 35's MVP Award
It was a big year for Millward. The man started the season slow but pundits have determined his frustration and subsequent lash out at the Japs / Ref Carl which saw him sent to the stands ignited his Moodies career and had him kicking Saints players like a cranky goat before we knew it.
Of course the man has since surrendered in fear to the Curse of the Moodies 35's MVP trophy and has retired for a year rather than endure the crippling performance anxiety of past winners (Brim, Manly etc). Of course there is also a chance he lost the fucking trophy stumbling home with Bobby after the Christmas party and is just doing a runner. You be the judge....Also it has been put to me that Greg in the below photo is either shouldering the trophy because of the long walk home that night or he's using the carved wooden dick on the trophy to massage the back of his neck. Someone ask him.
Moody Blues Over 35's MVP winner: Greg Millward.
It was a big year for Millward. The man started the season slow but pundits have determined his frustration and subsequent lash out at the Japs / Ref Carl which saw him sent to the stands ignited his Moodies career and had him kicking Saints players like a cranky goat before we knew it.
Of course the man has since surrendered in fear to the Curse of the Moodies 35's MVP trophy and has retired for a year rather than endure the crippling performance anxiety of past winners (Brim, Manly etc). Of course there is also a chance he lost the fucking trophy stumbling home with Bobby after the Christmas party and is just doing a runner. You be the judge....Also it has been put to me that Greg in the below photo is either shouldering the trophy because of the long walk home that night or he's using the carved wooden dick on the trophy to massage the back of his neck. Someone ask him.
Moody Blues Over 35's MVP winner: Greg Millward.
Over 45's MVP Award
Now there seemed some angst from Millsy about being the winner of this trophy and it wasn't just because we couldn't spell 'Allan'. To be blunt, Millsy accused me of ballot tampering. It was only after I told him, I didn't vote for him, didn't think he was going to win it, thought he was shit and thought he had a shit season that he seemed to enjoy the trophy win. Especially when he realized he also beat Graham again. But then that's Millsy and that's why we love him. Good win buddy.
Moody Blues Over 45's MVP winner: Millsy.
Now there seemed some angst from Millsy about being the winner of this trophy and it wasn't just because we couldn't spell 'Allan'. To be blunt, Millsy accused me of ballot tampering. It was only after I told him, I didn't vote for him, didn't think he was going to win it, thought he was shit and thought he had a shit season that he seemed to enjoy the trophy win. Especially when he realized he also beat Graham again. But then that's Millsy and that's why we love him. Good win buddy.
Moody Blues Over 45's MVP winner: Millsy.
Wednesday Shit Show Award
Now you may remember the 35's carried on with some silliness in early November. Reports vary on what happened. So I launched the first official Moody Blues opinion poll on why team mates would be biffing each other on a Wednesday. Here's a recap:
Who the fuck was responsible for Wednesday's shit show?
1. Fav was to blame. Yep, more nutter behavior
2. Brimstone was to blame. He hates brown people. More racist behavior.
3. Actually Locke was to blame, but Brim was dumb enough to get hit.
4. Fred Fabris was to blame. AGAIN! fuck!.
5. Derek and his fucking forever running season was to blame.
6. Brim had it fucking coming (locked for Admin & Rantucci use only)
7. Prefer not to say (pansy)
Now typical to anything involving football more people voiced their opinion than the amount of people who were actually there. Irrespective of this there was a clear winner.
Number 4. Fred Fabris was to blame. Again.! fuck.
Now I can't say for certain but it doesn't take a philosophy doctorate to consider this outcome maaaaybe due to variables not present on the night. And maybe, just maybe informed by lingering bad feelings relating to some other event. Of course getting sent texts stating " In the end who threw the first punch? You don't do that to team mates. Also, Freddy Fabris. Cunt" would seem to be indicative of this. Let it go boys. Let it go.
Wednesday Shit Show Award winner: Fred Fabris
Now you may remember the 35's carried on with some silliness in early November. Reports vary on what happened. So I launched the first official Moody Blues opinion poll on why team mates would be biffing each other on a Wednesday. Here's a recap:
Who the fuck was responsible for Wednesday's shit show?
1. Fav was to blame. Yep, more nutter behavior
2. Brimstone was to blame. He hates brown people. More racist behavior.
3. Actually Locke was to blame, but Brim was dumb enough to get hit.
4. Fred Fabris was to blame. AGAIN! fuck!.
5. Derek and his fucking forever running season was to blame.
6. Brim had it fucking coming (locked for Admin & Rantucci use only)
7. Prefer not to say (pansy)
Now typical to anything involving football more people voiced their opinion than the amount of people who were actually there. Irrespective of this there was a clear winner.
Number 4. Fred Fabris was to blame. Again.! fuck.
Now I can't say for certain but it doesn't take a philosophy doctorate to consider this outcome maaaaybe due to variables not present on the night. And maybe, just maybe informed by lingering bad feelings relating to some other event. Of course getting sent texts stating " In the end who threw the first punch? You don't do that to team mates. Also, Freddy Fabris. Cunt" would seem to be indicative of this. Let it go boys. Let it go.
Wednesday Shit Show Award winner: Fred Fabris
Most Racist Award
The context of this award has developed over the years. Previously it only identified acts of overt racism. For example - that complete cunt Millsy, accusing me, a person of Russian heritage, of ballot rigging. Stone cold, hate you, hate your culture, hand me the trophy (Again) racism.
Of course the world is more complex than that and the award can also be won by the proactive actions and words by Moodies players when their own team mates are at risk of falling victim to prejudice or hostility whether foreign or domestic. For example when Paddy was told by QLD Soccer Referee Super Boss that he didn't like young referee's officiating the Moodies Blues October Carnival because their confidence/careers could be destroyed he didn't take this lightly. No, our Paddy went on the front foot and explained to Angelo, "Look you limp-dick whimpering Dago, take your cry arsing beta-male concerns back to your mustachio'd mother and let the Moodies get on with our business. I've seen you ref. It would improve if you shoved your whistle up your hairy fart box". ......Or words to that effect, allegedly.
So the winner of the Most Racist Trophy could only be one person, a man who enforces imperial era values and seen by many bringing unwarranted and bullish treatment of brown people from positions of power and white privileged - Brim. Making him a two time winner (with Asia all but closed for renovations), Brim was seen head butting Fav's fist like the calculating fascist we all suspect him to be.
Most Racist Award Winner (Again): Brim
The context of this award has developed over the years. Previously it only identified acts of overt racism. For example - that complete cunt Millsy, accusing me, a person of Russian heritage, of ballot rigging. Stone cold, hate you, hate your culture, hand me the trophy (Again) racism.
Of course the world is more complex than that and the award can also be won by the proactive actions and words by Moodies players when their own team mates are at risk of falling victim to prejudice or hostility whether foreign or domestic. For example when Paddy was told by QLD Soccer Referee Super Boss that he didn't like young referee's officiating the Moodies Blues October Carnival because their confidence/careers could be destroyed he didn't take this lightly. No, our Paddy went on the front foot and explained to Angelo, "Look you limp-dick whimpering Dago, take your cry arsing beta-male concerns back to your mustachio'd mother and let the Moodies get on with our business. I've seen you ref. It would improve if you shoved your whistle up your hairy fart box". ......Or words to that effect, allegedly.
So the winner of the Most Racist Trophy could only be one person, a man who enforces imperial era values and seen by many bringing unwarranted and bullish treatment of brown people from positions of power and white privileged - Brim. Making him a two time winner (with Asia all but closed for renovations), Brim was seen head butting Fav's fist like the calculating fascist we all suspect him to be.
Most Racist Award Winner (Again): Brim
And finally to finish on a happy note. I am happy to announce the signing of a youthful trialist for the 45's. The ever green Allan Hughes. The Moody Blues O.G has decided to tell Potter to get fucked and come and play with his son. For those of you new to the club should know Al is considered one of our founding fathers and has been playing football since brontosaurus's were a thing. Allan can be seen in the picture below in his prime and we expect many more years from the godfather.
Lets have another good year boys.
Cheers
Bordo
Cheers
Bordo