What’s All the Fuss About? (2.1) 19/05/2014.
Five months into my first term as the President of the Moody Blues Football Club
Southern Hemisphere Corporation Pty Ltd and I can’t help but feel Millsy’s
passive aggressive (lazy) smear campaign to turn the club against me is gaining
some traction.
Five months into my first term as the President of the Moody Blues Football Club
Southern Hemisphere Corporation Pty Ltd and I can’t help but feel Millsy’s
passive aggressive (lazy) smear campaign to turn the club against me is gaining
some traction.
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It seems all it takes these days is one well timed cheap tackle from a Cairns City player who just happens to be as tall as Dave Stewart in heels and my durability as a Moodies defender is called into question. You cunts.
Not only did I cop shit from the boys but some of you decided (predictably) to get all racial about things. Obviously many of you know very little about Russian footballing culture.
My Great Uncle Yuri (pictured left at a family wedding) taught me many things about the world
game such as;
1. Play the game like a gentleman
2. Accept rare losses graciously
3. Kill, main or torture every fucking German you see. Scorch the earth with their remains
4. Play the game with integrity.
Yuri was a great man, with possibly some hang ups left over from the Great War, but he knew his football and was proud of our Slavic heritage. Expectations are different in my culture.
Not only did I cop shit from the boys but some of you decided (predictably) to get all racial about things. Obviously many of you know very little about Russian footballing culture.
My Great Uncle Yuri (pictured left at a family wedding) taught me many things about the world
game such as;
1. Play the game like a gentleman
2. Accept rare losses graciously
3. Kill, main or torture every fucking German you see. Scorch the earth with their remains
4. Play the game with integrity.
Yuri was a great man, with possibly some hang ups left over from the Great War, but he knew his football and was proud of our Slavic heritage. Expectations are different in my culture.
So with my personal and cultural pride at stake I ran the game tapes and guess what? I feel vindicated. Replays show me being taken out with some Bruce Lee Crane Kicking Fucking No Retreat No Surrender Asian Sneaky Shit while I am merely trying to play the game in a gentlemanly manner. Just as I suspected.
So with the moral high ground restored and my head held high I will continue to play as I always have. Like a gentleman, as a loyal team mate, as a sportsman and preferably in 15 min bursts. Of course should any of you try to push me over or foul me in any way (here’s looking at you Cairns City, J-team, Dave Hughes etc) I will bide my time and then kill you on the field. And then go looking for one of your friends or extended family members. Depends on my work schedule.
Thanks.
Bordo
Thanks.
Bordo