State of the Union
From the desk of the President:
My Fellow Moodies and Friends,
It has been a week of high emotions and laughable annoyances. Over the weekend I decided it was time to take a pause, move the fingers off the launch codes, come speak to the people and clarify the State of the Union. So in no particular order of importance please see below:
Sounds delightful …. but after years of carry-on regarding game times, season starts, withdrawals from the comp, cry arsing that people don't support the off season comps you run, the man-boy tantrums about league tables and shrieking at Derek after losing a game of slapsies that YOU started, the general sense of things is that you haven’t really been enjoying yourselves all that much.
Quite frankly being told about the basis of fun by your crew is like being lectured on family values by Bill Cosby.
To be fair I’ll be the first to admit the Moody Blues FC are not a neutral’s favorite in just about any context you choose, but at least we have the group insight to know we’re a pack of knob heads, who like a laugh and don’t try and sell ourselves as anything different. Like the other teams in the comp there might be occasional yelling or dummy spits but at the end of the night we pull our man-panties out of our deep-heat-infused arse cracks and get on with things.
Enjoy your ‘comp in the swamp’ gentleman. You’re the living embodiment of the juice not being worth the squeeze.
Take it easy.
See the rest of you animals Wednesday.
My Fellow Moodies and Friends,
It has been a week of high emotions and laughable annoyances. Over the weekend I decided it was time to take a pause, move the fingers off the launch codes, come speak to the people and clarify the State of the Union. So in no particular order of importance please see below:
- The draw for 05.08.2020 is as follows. Moodies 35’s vs Saints at 6:45pm. Moodies 45’s at 8:00pm vs Rovers.
- It was stated to me that Millsy would be available for selection on Wednesday as his trip to NSW has been ‘delayed’. It was suggested me that the delay may be on account of a pending test result. I doubt it. Can’t catch herpes twice, hey Dennis?.
- Walesy’s representatives have suggested to me that he may avoid Stratford on Wednesday due to the prems result on the weekend. I’ve found this to be disappointing as we were all looking forward to Todd’s comprehensive match review and analysis. More a dissertation than a review really, with the encouraging title, “Why you got just about everything wrong (and you’re probably also a cunt)”. Probably going to need some rebranding at time of print but otherwise good to go.
- Rantucci sighting. Nope. Try again next month.
- Wednesday’s BLM minute of silence has been put on the back burner and will now be an official moment of silence in memorium for the dignity of JGFA 35’s & 45’s. After last week’s game involving JGFA 45 and Victory was called off due to the usual handbags and whining, the comp was advised on Thursday that both JGFA’s teams would be withdrawing from our league (…again). Then on Thursday JGFA sent an email burst out to people in our community wanting to start up a new league at Holloways Beach on Wednesdays where you can “play socially, and all based around just having fun and staying injury free”.
Sounds delightful …. but after years of carry-on regarding game times, season starts, withdrawals from the comp, cry arsing that people don't support the off season comps you run, the man-boy tantrums about league tables and shrieking at Derek after losing a game of slapsies that YOU started, the general sense of things is that you haven’t really been enjoying yourselves all that much.
Quite frankly being told about the basis of fun by your crew is like being lectured on family values by Bill Cosby.
To be fair I’ll be the first to admit the Moody Blues FC are not a neutral’s favorite in just about any context you choose, but at least we have the group insight to know we’re a pack of knob heads, who like a laugh and don’t try and sell ourselves as anything different. Like the other teams in the comp there might be occasional yelling or dummy spits but at the end of the night we pull our man-panties out of our deep-heat-infused arse cracks and get on with things.
Enjoy your ‘comp in the swamp’ gentleman. You’re the living embodiment of the juice not being worth the squeeze.
Take it easy.
See the rest of you animals Wednesday.