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Talking to Ref's Style Guide
The Red Zone (Derek's No Go Zone) This includes comments like;
The Red Zone (Derek's No Go Zone) This includes comments like;
- 1. " Better run through that car park cunt, your fucken dead at that fucken final whistle" - Andy Moore circa 2015 (or words to that affect).
- 2. "Suck a dick, Ray" - The entire Moody Blues squad circa 2014.
- 3. "Eat a dick - ref" - Milwood circa 2017
- 4. "Comer un ref dick y asegúrese de que chupar mis bolas saladas, coño" (something about ref come oral pleasure my testicles..sorry my Spanish is not what it was) - Fav -July 2017
- 5. "Look at you ref. I can only hope I also can achieve a body like yours after years of self neglect" - Toddy Dodge, drunk, from the grandstand, Mareeba - circa 1994. The year even the Cairns Post chastised the horrendous abuse Stratford supporters inflicted on the referee's on Grand Final day.
- The Green Zone (Derek's Maybe Zone) This includes softer and potentially confusing comments like;
- 1. " Show us your Lama!". I was part of a drunken supporters group who got straight into racial slurs at a Brisbane soccer match but instead of the El Salvado team we expected, a team of Albanians turned up and weren't really perturbed by the lama calls.
2. "Get off your knee's, you're blowing the game" - sports supporters everywhere.
3. "How about you bend over and look out your good eye ref!" - sports fans world over
The Blue Zone (Dereks ok Zone) This includes soft calls and dad jokes with comments like;
1. "What for you do that Referee??" - Miko, since the dawn of time.
2. "Footlocker wants its uniform back". Dad sports fans world wide.
3. "You, you, you fucking green tree frog! - Andre the mad as shit goal keeper circa 2009. Still the most bewildering statement yelled in a referee's face by the 6'3 man with a Tom Selleck mustache and comical Austrian accent.
Just remember any suspension is worth up to two weeks. Also its not ironic that the top of the temper(ature) gauge looks like a bell end. Don't be a bell end.
Love Bordo